How to make a mixed drink

One part vodka.

Although you can substitute tequila.

2 parts crying over an ex.

Sometimes you can add self pity but it is not recommended.

A sprinkle of doubt and fear of the future.

The final ingredient is a splash of O.J.

If you follow all of these instructions you may be lucky enough to black out and forget the reason why you drank in the first place.

This drink is not for the faint of heart and should be consumed responsibly.